Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes

 I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
-- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)


All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
-- Steve Martin (Bilko)

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
-- Bill Murray (What about Bob)

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
-- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)


You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker.
-- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)


It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
-- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)


You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
-- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
~ Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in "Love and Death"


I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
~ Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
~ Bernstein (Everett Sloane) in "Citizen Kane"Scarecrow


(Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
~ "Wizard of Oz "


Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
~ "A Hard Day's Night"


Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
~ President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in "Dr. Strangelove"


Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
~ "Silence of the Lambs"


You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
~ Groucho in "Duck Soup" 

 Forrest Gump Fan said...

"My mom always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

"I like your shoes, I bet you could run all day in shoes like that and never get tired"

"Sir, you've just stepped in shit!"
"It happens"

"I told you, the day you become a shrimp boat captain, I'll become you're first mate"

"Are you stupid or something?"
"Stupid is as stupid does"

-Forrest Gump

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